SODAL | CELEBRATING BBA AND AND A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE CALLED SHUTIVILLE!

EXAMPLES OF HOW SHUTIANS MADE US ROCK WITH LAUGHTER

1.TITLE:”NA OGA ON TOP TOK AM!”

Sodal

: EekEek !I can see that Lina has learnt some new tricks…how did she manage to insert those emoticonsEekEek…Will it be as a result of the new system she is presently using where she registered with Omo2gbaski?Question Now I cant even let her know that I like those emoticons My…why will I let her know..her head go swell abeg!Angry I cant even ask her to teach me ….nooo! thats a no! no! ..that go mean say I no go fit waka pass here again!.. I know what to do..I will look for someone to teach how to do that Idea… I think @Likee knows how to do it considering her avatar…but where will I see @Likee, Confused she comes here once in a blue moon,…Let me think more…Cool

omo2gbaski

Kwakwakwakwakwa. Look at me… In your face babe, in your face. Yeeehaaaaaaa. I can’t stop dancing, clapping and laughing. Just tell me to teach you in a polite and clear tone. Stop asking indirectly. And maybe I can also charge you for the consultancy. Tausigirl, where are you? Come help me fix a price

Tausigirl
@LinaHi dear. How are you? I am right here. lets charge her 2 million………..kwakwakwa Love your posts and thanks a million for the pics. beautiful!

omo2gbaski
Yeah, I think that amount will do. Thanks for thanking me Heart …

Tausigirl
no…let her cook for the rest of the year!!!…with better ingredients and no dramatics when we wan chop!!!…MrgreenMrgreen..Na oga talk am o. Signed, sealed and delivered. Sodal, you’re in for a looooooooooong thing

2.TITLE:”DIS BOMBO SHUTIFEVER SEF!”

OHBABY

I was told by my doctor, that am suffering from lovingshuti disease. Please fellow shutians commit me in your prayers lest i die. I dont want to die neither do i want to recover from this sickness. I need advise.
Love doctor ………………….love doctor………………pls i need my love medicine. Helpooooooooooo
pas
RED ALERT;ATTENTION ATTENTION BOMBO ATTENTION PPLE.HAVE JUST BEEN QUERRIED TO BE SUFFERING FROM EITHER OF THE FOLLOWING BAD CONDITIONS,SHUTINOMENIA,HYPERSHUTIMADNESS OR SHUTIADDICTION.I NEED HELP SOONEST PLS,HOW DO I GET OVER THIS CONDITION?

NIKIT
I am sick with Shutilaria, Shutimonia and Shutinsomnia. Also Shuticrazy. I desperately need a doctor quickly (cos it’s out of my control), if there is any to cure these sicknesses. I spend hours day and night on all Shuti threads, twitter, facebook, for news about these two lovebirds and I still can’t get enough. I need a cure urgently so I can concentrate on my MBA study and assignments. Pleeeease heeeeeeelllpppp meeee!!!!!!!

fanhila
the medication to this shutisickness is keep spreading love and positivity all around and keep it shutified here,fb and twitter so that the shuti spirit never dies just keep shutilatiing thats the best shudicine…. failure to do this u will experience more shutidrawal symptoms…….. CheesygrinCheesygrinCheesygrinMrgreen

metja.selina@gmail.com Offline

My family even says i’m obsessed with something that has come and gone, I tell them that they have never seen such love between SHUTI. The love that is pure, unconditional, understanding, spiritual. LOVE that allows them to accept and understand each others flaws. This kind of love is always seen in movies but now we can see it in REAL LIFE. May the GODS bless each and every one of us with such love. Lets keep on beeing SHUTIFIED.

nautica
what if the doctor already got shutimania himself?who will rescue all of us?hehehe!abeg!ABEG!abeg!

love emma

i also need help.am actually meant to be browsing the net for materials coz of exam rather am shutibrowsing. God help me for shuti’s sake I musn’t fail. Its going to take like forever to get unshutified.

LINA_4_UTI
Here comes the doctor. Since you ohbaby don’t want to be cured and I don’t advise that either. You need two teaspoonful of shutiquin in the moring, Shutisyrup once after meal in the afternoon and complete shutimassage one hour before going to bed. That is after reading this thread and the Shuti Kwamchukwu fb page. You can then be sure of a toss-free sleep and wake up refreshed the following morning. Try it today and if symptoms persist, give me a call. But I don’t think you’ll need a doctor again after all this.

OHBABY
@ lina 4 uti: I ve gone round the hospitals and also checked pharmaceutical stores but they dont have shutiquin, shutisyrup. Even in gym, the instructor told me that he cannot handle shutimassge. A good friend told me that shutiquin, shutisyrup and shutimassage are heavenly made products, that takes an undiluted and agape love to bring it on. So you now see that this sickness is beyond our realm. Pls what else do i do?
kayv
@tillababes……loleest…..new shutictionary words…..shumistry…..awesome.

LINA_4_UTI
@ohbabyIf you say all the pharmaceutical stores and the gym are out of supplies of the above-mentioned drugs/massage, then I think we all have to look to the King of Heaven (since they are heavenly made products) to help us out here, else we’re in for some real bombo shutifever. But I think it’s all good. We will survive

MEGGITO

For a while I thought I d gotten cured from this shuticraze fantasy, but visiting this tread again just made me realise I was sitting on a long thing, I tried not visit the shuti pages on FB, ignored the shuti treads here, but guys guess its only going to take like forever to get unshutified.

zotenyota

.SHUTILOVESONGS is our only medication to cool down our otherwise uncurable shutifever Smile

GOPS
@Auma: no need for exclamations many of us are suffering from the same disease,SHUTILARIA………..some might not just confess!!
Anyway in the spirit of SHUTI …….Sheila was wearing a purple gown not blue at the start of show.
Don’t blame you though……..this SHUTILARIA makes one see things clearer!!!!HeartHeartHeart
I remember how Uti used to follow Sheila around the house and i would tell my hubby….”Do you see how love can make a man loose is head?…if you love me you will follow me like that”.
Am Shutified!!!!.. Are You?
@Hawan may GOD continue to butter your bread!!!!! the lyrics brought back memories of good old days.
Loving it soooooooooo much…………and am gonna write it down …….am singing this one for my hubby tonite.big up yourself and stay SHUTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!HeartHeartHeart

…these memories are enough for scripting a film…you people are way too musssssh!…nollywood! wia una dey?…marriage or not the basis for a sell-out movie is within these shuti threads!!!…MNET you have another TINSEL in your hands…but will you before one of the nollywood sharpshooter producers strike?…i can imagine people being told that uti and sheila are going to do a shuti film…all hell will break loose in lagos on premiere day!…hahaha!…just a thought!…shutians i bow!…

and lets remember that those in shuti constitute an amalgamation of subdued interests working together for a dream!!!…

…yes o!…Mickymouse, in dishing out so much love and time to shuti God has rewarded you with one of the best threads in africa…that is another lesson from BABA GOD…your best reward is available from serving others…so big up ya sef mickey!…i feel so lucky to have read this thread from the word go…those who are just joining have many days of joyous emotional rain ahead of them…and we are not even half-way through!…
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