“NIGERIAN AL-QUEDA…HA!HA!!HA!!!,DON’T BE FUNNY”
Umar-Farouk-Abdulmutallab
There are two types of Nigerians abroad…the strugglers and the ajebos…in Europe or the US only the ajebos have time for Al-queda…in Nigeria, it is the other way round!…Here is a recapture of comments made by Nigerians on the despicable act of our boy that year in december 2009…we guess its easier to think about it more measuredly now than before…
1…”I thought they said we were too afraid to take our lives for causes we believe in…now they know better…now they will respect us even if it is for a wrong reason!”…
2…”no prophet,imam or babalawo predicted it in naija…where were they?”…
3…”when the boy was about to be searched at muritala mohammed airport nepa (PHCN) struck!”…
4…”and when light came on he said he was carrying a face powder and a mouth wash solution!…they were then tested with chemical reagents manufactured 12 years ago but falsely declared to naija customs as 6 months old!”…
5…”and they were obviously impressed by the Queen’s English coming out of him…as usual they saluted him smartly and asked him to bring back something’ for them on his return!”…
6…”when the father alerted the CIA about his activities, the reaction was typical…’what can a Nigerian do?…they too much like to chop life’…that is my interpretation of their attitude!”…
7…”did he attend any terrorist school in naija?…no, not one!…now point out any terrorist school in Nigeria to me that has not been boko-harassed out of existence or would be”…
8…”just imagine the CIA now chasing shadows claiming to be combing cities in Northern Nigeria!…for what?…was it not reported that all the crucial links came up in the UK,Dubai and Yemen?”…
9…”now, there goes my neighbourhood at the back of KLM after food and wine!…no Nigerian should expect peace again in any toilet in the air!”…
10…”was that boy serious at all?…was it a bomb or a xmas firecracker taped to his ass?”…
11…”they said he sneaked in a sophisticated device on board at muritala mohammed airport…that is hogwash!…i bet it was slipped into the plane’s toilet at Schipol by an al-queda agent!…
12…”stop making disgraceful statements about naija!…we should be dignified in defending our fatherland…nepa or no nepa,toilet or no toilet,cctv or not…what have these got to do with anything about a bent and warped mind?”…
13…”there are two types of Nigerians abroad…the strugglers and the ajebos…membership of al-queda can only come from the ajebos because the strugglers are always in ‘survival mode only’…and al-queda does not pay money for services!…above all ajebos don’t usually connect with their
parents…no one expects them to achieve anything!…that’s not the case with strugglers like me…all living ancestors in my family are waiting for my achievement and eventual return!”…
14…”he was stupid!…very stupid!…he should have exploded the damn thing in the toilet!”…
15…so we can panic the world?…ha,ha,ha…he,he,he!…i am enjoying this o…i am having fun!…i am completely taken in by this spectacle…i mean all of it…hook, line and seaweed which the boy obviously smoked!…abeg big brother CIA, don’t because of this post put me on your generic list o!”…
POSTED BY LUCIANO ON 16/7/2010
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